Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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