it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
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