I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
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bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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