Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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