so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
We had sex on a dog bed..
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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