So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
