Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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