apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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