I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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