So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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