Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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