Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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