He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Khloé Kardashian Finally Speaks Out About The Tristan Thompson Cheating Scandal
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men