Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
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I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...