So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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