marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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