i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
home. puking in laundry basket.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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