he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
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