I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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