i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.