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• (914): View more from New York

  I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hawaiian shirts and no dignity

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  We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

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• (909): View more from California

  I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it

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  Then he went and peed on those teenagers.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"

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