i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
