so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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