Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
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My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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