But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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