you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Sponge bath it is.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
