Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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