So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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