She said her name was "party"
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
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she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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