Having a random hookup so left but love u
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
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