i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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