Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I wish they made helmets for livers.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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