On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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