I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed