I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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