I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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