Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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