my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I intend to get homeless drunk
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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