We're like a lot better than the average bears
Sponge bath it is.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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