I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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