If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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