idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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