Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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