The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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