Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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