break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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