did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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