i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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