Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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