Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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