there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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