Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
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Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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