After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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