She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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