what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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