You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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