You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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