i think my mom watched the whole time
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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