I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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