therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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